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I'll Stalk You

November 4, 2008

This song goes to the beat of "I've got you" By Akon. Copyright so dnt joq our junk

No, No Oo Oo Oo No Oo

(i'll Stalk you)

No Oh, No oh No oh No oh

(I'll still stalk you)

You don't wanna see us together,

But it dnt matter , No

(I'll Stalk you)

No, You don't wanna see us together

But It dont matter no,

(I'll still talk you)

Yes I'm gon find, out where you live

Your telephone number

And how you get home from schooool

You don't wanna see us together ,

But it don't matter no

(I'll stalk you)

Verse 1:

 You don't wanna see us together

But I will still stalk your ass

I will hide in the toilet,

while you are taking a bath.

And If I have to,

I will folow you,

When you need to take piss, or do a number two BABY!!!

Tags: akon, funny, illstakyou, ivegotyou, lyrics, remix, song


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"Crackhead, Crackhead"

November 4, 2008

"Crackhead, Crackhead"(2 the melody of "LIAR LIAR" by Alexz Johnson)

 

You said I was your only friend

You said I had big boobs

You touched me like Micheal Jackson

You used to love how I stalked your ass

Peed my pants into puddles

Hold my hand to in the bathroom

CHORUS

Tell me you love me like a basketball

Tell me youll dribble me where ever you are

Tell me youll bounce me till your last ball

Crackhead..........Crackhead Crackhead

Smell by smell

I think I have gas

Jus sit back

And let me fart

Oh my gosh,

It really stinks

Turn back, and run away

Chorus:

Tell me I am really cute

Tell me that 4 times 4 is 2

Go under water, please don't hold your breath

Crackhead Crackhead

LMAO...Super Funny...If you've never heard the song...go listen to it and sing thesae lyrics with it. So funny!!

Tags: alexzjohnson, crackheadcrackhead, funny, liarliar, lyrics, remix, song


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Reach It Midget (Song Funny Remix)

November 4, 2008

First let me startoff by sayin this song is protected by copyright so don't try nd jaq our shyznet. This song goes to the tune of "Get it Shawty"

Verse 1: 

I guess if I can let this shrimp just slip away

Cuz I got my foot on you

I see you lookin over at me

Let me step over you

Escuse me small person , How you doin?

Your body lookin short, You're the type I adore

And I trip over...

 Can I get a lil closer so I can get to hear wat ur saying

And exchange heels and pumps

Before you get shorter , ugh.

Chorus--

 All I,...really want is

For you to get a lil taller

Put some height on it

Cuz it's alright

Do what you wanna

Make me believe ya

Oh I wanna see ya,

Reach it Midget.................Re-Re-Re-Re-Re-Reach it Midget

No offense to those whom are short.

Tags: funny, getitshawty, lloyd, lyrics, remix, song


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