Off To Boarding School [010] SexMuffin

After Eric left, I felt extremely guilty, so I decided to sleep it off.
I mean me & and Kevin aren't together but still, I feel as though I should have had some type of loyalties towards him.

I woke up to a vibration on my nightside table.
I picked up my phone but already knew who the new message was from.
You sober yet!?!?!?! damn trick, gimme a call
Gosh, why does he have to be so effin cute!?!?!
I decided he finally deserved time to rant at me by phone, so I dialed in his number and hit the call button.
"Um Hey Johnny! It's uh Jenna. Member' me? Really cute chick with that puppy dog look that you can't resist and couldn't resist if you were able to look at me?"
"Humph" he said in reply.
I knew it, he sounded happy in the messages, but in real life he's totally bi-polar. and that's why I lurve him.
"I'm really sorry John-John!!!! Would it make you feel better to know about my pathetic so called-lovelife? Or should I just shut up and let you scream?" I asked timidly.
"Your a dirty slut. But I'm glad you're okay. Having fun there?" he asked genuinely interested.
"I guess it's okay. But I miss your sexiness" I said into the phone while smiling.
We could never be mad at eachother.
"Obviously, this is expected. I miss your weird random pelvic thrusts against me too."
"OhMehGawd. We haven't had a weird random moment in so long. did I mention I love you?" I asked, while smiling like a mad woman.
"Why no, no you haven't. So how's the roomie like?"
"She's uh great!!! and she has really cute clothes to wear!!! So how's the slut from hell?" I asked while squinting at a speck of dirt I had under my fingernail.
"If you mean my girlfriend? She's fine, extremely happy your gone and refuses to understand why I miss you. I miss our fuck buddy nights." he said while whimpering over the phone like a puppy.
"Which will always and forever remain nonexistent" I laughed.
"Worth a try, hold on a sec, somebody's on my other line"
"Hmmmm"
"It's my slut girlfriend Rachel" he said as he clicked back into the convo.
"It's okay you can call me back later, by the way what time is it?"
"Uh it's 5. Gotta go Love you Snookums"
"Love you SexMuffin" I said while pressing the end button.
Conversations with Johnny always made me feel upbeat.
Time to go for a Jog with Jess
I dialed in Jess's number.
"Hey Jenna watcha upto? They called your name in one of my classes and you weren't there. What's up? Are you sick?" she asked in one breathe.
"I was...well long story, can I tell you over a jog perhaps?"
"Sure I'll be at your dorm in ten minutos. That's spanish for ten minutes!!" she said while giggling into the phone.
"Wow. Your all set up to find yourself a real latin lover" I replied. Her giggling was contagious.
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I was dressed in some baggy black basketball shorts and the same gray misfits tee shirt, when all that is Jess burst through the door of my dorm.
"Andale! Vamoose!! Let's get going!" she shouted as she jogged out my door.
I grabbed my dorm keys and my phone, stuck them in my pocket and followed her out.
"So where are we jogging to?" I asked as I matched her pace.
"The trail that goes around the lake, it's really pretty and scenic and stuff".
I nodded in response.
The lake began to come into view.
It was beautiful, the water was still and placid. It seemed to be covered by miles and miles of lush green forest on all sides with occasional trails peeking through.
"So Ana tells that Mr.Kevin escorted you this morning to your meeting" she stated as she wiggled her eyebrows at me.
"Why, yes, yes he did" I replied smiling.
"So what up with you and him!?" she asked exasperated.
"Want the whole story?" I asked withholding my information for as long as possible.
For some reason it's much easier to talk to Jess than Ana
Maybe cuz your in lust for her boyfriend?
eff up.
"Yes please" she responded picking up pace.
"Well when we went home last night, he had forgotten his dorm keys so I told him he could crash on Ana's bed, but then I came out of the bathroom and I saw him all quite and cozy and asleep in Ana's bed, I just couldn't help but crawl in and cuddle with him. It was so innocent and sweet. Then he left for class and I left to meet Ana at the library-"
"And did he just happen to be there?"
"No, eff up and lemme finish, then since I didn't know where this library was located I decided to call him and ask for directions, but he offered to walk me there, so I accepted, and we held hands the whole way there!"
Jess laughed in return.
"I feel like I'm back in seventh grade"
"You sound like your back in seventh grade" Jess commented as her laughter subsided.
"So what about you and Adam, ey? By the way who'd you go home with last night?" I asked while raising an eyebrow.
She giggled in return."I really don't know what came over me, but we totally hooked up." she said blushing "Do you think that was a tad bit slutty?"
"How long have you known him?" I asked keeping my eyes on the trail.
"Since like third grade"
"Well then I don't think so, I mean have you seen the way he looks at you? It's totally not gonna be a fling? Was it your first time?"
"Nah." she replied while shrugging her shoulders.
"You slut, been around the block eh?" I asked jokingly.
She laughed "What about you, you a virgin?" she asked.
"uh no, but you know it wasn't a good experience, turned out bad, so I'm trying to stay squeaky clean" I said while giving her my toothiest smile.
She sensed I didn't want to talk about it, and didn't push it any further.
"Really cuz rumor is you and Mr.SexGod got freaky" she stated raising her eyebrows
"What the eff? First of all we didn't, second who else knows this and who told you?" I asked extremely aggravated.
"Well all of my eighth period knows cuz of one the beast's Mr.SexGod calls his friends was bragging about how he 'he tapped that new girl Jenna, all afternoon'" she said using little finger quotes.
"Oh God. I'm gonna throw up" I said as I stopped jogging and put my hands on my knees.
"Are you afraid Kevin's gonna find out?" she asked whilst putting her hand on my back soothingly.
"That's exactly what I 'm afraid of. I really like him, and he's sooo sweet and awesome and we could've totally had a future" I breathed out as I threw myself to the floor dramatically "I Am Going To Kill Eric Woods"
"Honey, just explain to Kevin what happened, by the way, what did happen?" Jess asked as she helped me up off the floor.
"Well after I left the coffeshop I was ....intoxicated." she snickered "Anyways, Eric found me and he was being all Prince Charming like and offered to help me find my dorm, and I guess the alcohol go to me because I totally threw myself at him, but then common sense kicked in and stopped me from doing that."
"Oh well , his friends tell another story." she said as she patted my back in sympathy.
"What do I do?" I shout as I threw myself onto the floor again.
"First you get up and continue jogging, cuz I still have to jog for another half hour for Track training and second I suggest you give Kevin some of your goodies and then if he asked about the whole Eric thing explain, but even if he doesn't ask, explain anyways. Kevin's laidback he'll understand." she said mater of factly.
"I think I might follow your advice, I'm sorry Jess I'm not really up for jogging anymore. I think I'm gonna go find Kevin."
"Okay well then I must continue, uh so you don't get lost" she said well knowingly "just go back the same way we came in.No detours bucko." and with that her long gazelle legs took her off and away like some freaky beautiful model, while I'm sure I was probably disgustingly sweaty and breathing hard.
You'll attract masses of beautiful men this way
yeah, right. Only if they go for the whole sweaty beast look

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